Friday, December 2, 2011

Let's get high and go to space!

Let's get high and go to space!

I've known this was my campaign slogan for quite some time now and I keep meaning to blog about its particulars. Truth is, it kind of speaks for itself and there's no need to be verbose.

Essentially the major tenets of my campaign are decriminalizing marijuana and other entheogens, uniting the globe, and reinstating the space program. The latter being done with the eventual goals of colonizing the moon, a manned mission to mars and finally a solution for the physical fuel/ship dilemma culminating in reaching the end of our own solar system.

I imagine that whenever I meet with foreign dignitaries that in the past the U.S. has been at odds with, I will diffuse the tension by complimenting their garb, offering cannabis and proffering the idea of putting aside our differences whilst maintaining our unique cultures with the goal of embarking upon a worldwide effort to get homo sapiens into space and onto other celestial bodies.

So then,

LET'S GET HIGH AND GO TO SPACE!!


Also, I call dibs on being the first human on Mars.

Sunday, October 16, 2011

First Vote Vish 2012 podcast!

I recorded these free-flowing, stream-of-consciousness, shooting-from-the-hip. Take a listen and give me your feedback. I look forward to it.

The segments are recorded in 10 minute increments. First and foremost because that's all the more the app allows me to record and secondly because that's a nice sweetspot between being too short and too long. Listen to 'em all back-to-back, or jump right in!

Initial recording session:

Part I:


Part II:


Part III:


Second recording session:

Part I:


Part II:

Vote Vish 2012!

Let me say first and foremost that I don't know what I'm doing. I don't even know if I'm old enough to run for president.

But you wouldn't be voting for me. I'd be a figurehead. A symbol. You'd be voting for yourself.

If you're scared to put faith in me, if you think me not capable, you probably fear those things for yourself.

I am here to tell you that you are wrong. You've got this. I assure you.

I will falter, and my presidency won't be smooth, but it'll be honest. Everything on the table. I'll still blog. I'll still youtube. I'll still tweet. I'll still facebook.

Truth is, I won't be doing much of the work. YOU will. This is YOUR time. 2012 holds a lot of significance for a lot of different cultures across time and space, but what it means to you is your choice.

Make this year, YOUR year. OUR year. Time for a REAL change.